One Minute Plays

…wherein there are plays… that last one minute…

Rex Ryan coaching his kicker

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(REX RYAN, the coach of the New York Jets, has a foot fetish. Here he is at the thirty yard line of the practice field, coaching his field goal kicker NICK FOLK). REX Hey, how’s it going? FOLK Oh pretty good, pretty good… was just finishing… REX Finishing? FOLK Yeah – I’ve been here for […]

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Happy New Year, 2011

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(JEREMY and STEVE are at a New Year’s Party, surrounded by FRIENDS. They’re both holding glasses of champagne. They clink glasses, and drink) JEREMY
 That’s not bad…
 STEVE
 Yeah… it’ll do, it’ll do…

 JEREMY
 Happy New Year!

 STEVE

 You too man… hope it’s a good one.

 JEREMY
 Yeah… wow… two thousand and eleven…

 STEVE
 Did […]

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Good and Evil

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(JOANNE and STEPHANIE are sitting in a bar.  ALEX is bartending). JOANNE Do you think anything can be said to be clearly good or clearly evil? STEPHANIE Absolutely. JOANNE What for example? STEPHANIE Extra-large caramel mocha cappuccino with nutella cream. JOANNE Which one is that?  Clearly good or clearly evil? STEPHANIE Absolutely.   Clearly good or […]

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