(JOANNE and STEPHANIE are sitting in a bar. ALEX is bartending).
JOANNE
Do you think anything can be said to be clearly good or clearly evil?
STEPHANIE
Absolutely.
JOANNE
What for example?
STEPHANIE
Extra-large caramel mocha cappuccino with nutella cream.
JOANNE
Which one is that? Clearly good or clearly evil?
STEPHANIE
Absolutely. Clearly good or clearly evil.
JOANNE
I don’t think you’re grasping this hypothetical.
STEPHANIE
I think I am.
JOANNE
Let’s start again…
STEPHANIE
How do you like that beer?
JOANNE
What?
STEPHANIE
The beer… do you like it?
JOANNE
I mean… sure. It’s good.
STEPHANIE
But what if it were brewed by a company owned by a guy who holds stock in a company that invests in a project that supports another guy who gives money to terrorists?
ALEX
Do you two want another round?
JOANNE
Yes please…
(The End)
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